iPad Jokes

iPad Jokes

iPad Jokes


Since the launch of the iPad there has been an endless stream of humor surrounding the name of the what has been proven to be the most impressive new gadget in the market. Even though the iPad has proven itself to be a technological mainstay for years to come, we all have to learn to laugh and not take things too seriously right?

Of course! So we’ve assembled the best ensemble of iPad jokes collected from random sources, forums, and especially Twitter postings to present them to you in one place to laugh your face off.

iPad Jokes Disclaimer: Just don’t laugh so hard that you drop your iPad or spill your drink on it if you’re not covered under extended iPad insurance!

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Warning: Given the subject matter that the name “ipad” draws mostly feminine hygiene references, most of these jokes will not be tasteful. We have listed the author/credit of each joke.



“Apple’s iPad name not the first choice for women. Period.” (Hore Passada)

The iPad surfs the Web AND stops the bleeding.  (tjakabon)

If I order an iPad, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it arrives late?  (fauxfruit)

Does the Period Tracker app come free?  (Lymed)

Mac’s iPad.  Say it with me, folks.  Maxipad.  (TastyBites)

If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?  (andBegorrah)

So will iffy Wi-fi coverage be called iSpotting?  (vlvtjones)

can i watch period movies on the iPad? (jeste feste)

The iPad: Protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.  (kathycacace)

Uncomfortable cramping and bloating?  There’s an app for that.  (Attagrrrl)

The 64-gig iPad will forever be known as the “Heavy Flow” model.  (Johnpapa)

A friend tweeted that, “All this talk about the iPad is giving me iCramps,” so I suggested iBuprofen.  (betty.black)

Microsoft’s answer to the iPad is the “Technical Automatic Material Peripheral Onboard Notebook,” or TAMPON.  Coming real soon.  (franzenjim)

Steve, I’ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet announcement of all time.  (WewillroastU)

I’m not buying an iPad.  Period.  (melizeche)

So the iPad has two data plans: Light Flow and Heavy Flow.

I haven’t heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch “The View” last month.  (TwittsMcGee)

I heard that for one week out of every month the iPad will be unresponsive and seem harsh when you touch it.

iPad: a bloody good idea.


The Evolution of the iPad (After the iPad): These images have been passed around quite a bit on the web. We believe the original creator was http://www.shamusyoung.com. Funny stuff!

Evolution of the iPad - iphone, ipad, iboard, imat

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